Drummer Jokes

Yes, I know. Drummer jokes can get pretty anoying if you're a drummer. But, some of them are quite funny. Lets be honest, there are a lot of drummers out there who are so bad that they deserve some of these.

We've got one liner's, funny pictures, and some hilarious videos for you here. Anyway, If you can't beat 'em...join 'em (man, that was terrible).

Jokes

A guy walks into a shop and says "Hey, I'm looking for one of those sunburst Fender Stratocaster guitars, you got one?" The shop assistant says "You're a drummer, aren't you?" The guy says "Yeah, how did 'ya know?" The assistant says "This is a book shop."

A drummer is playing a live gig, but keeps speeding up and slowing down. The singer is so fed up that he stops halfway through a song and shouts at the drummer "Do you know what TIME is?!" The drummer says "Sure. It's my favourite magazine."

At a live gig, the bass player leans over to the drummer and says "Can't you play a little more dynamic?". The drummer says "I'm already playing as loud as I can!"

A drummer wanted to study music at music school. During his entrance exam the examiner played him the notes C and E, and then asked him to identify what he'd just heard. His confused expression showed that he had no idea what the interval was. He asked "Could I hear it again?...I'm not quite sure yet." The examiner played the notes again. "Hmmm I'm still not sure...one more time please." The examiner played the notes once more. The drummer's face lit up "I've got it!...It's a piano isn't it?!"

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